Rockbert's Rad Rating

Rockbert's Rad Rating
Do you rate? Is it important? Don't you have something more productive to do with your time? (Like make this useful page?) What is the answer to that age-old question: am I worth a shit? Take the Rockbert Rad Rating and subject yourself to the most demeaning, de-humanizing, humiliating experience you will get at this site.

Your name
You know, the thing you write on the back of your checks?

Experience:
Which best describes your level of experience?
There's some dirt on my bike
I go riding pretty often
It's a way of life

Style:
How would you classify your riding style?
Wheres the car?
Who brought band-aids?
What blood?
You guys quitting already?

Equipment:
How would you classify your equipment?
Recycled junk
It was really good when I bought it
Hardtail
Full Suspension

Lacing a Wheel:
Lacing a wheel refers to what?
Adding lace trim to make it pretty
Replacing yet another TACO wheel
I build my own wheels

Where you ride:
Where do you usually go riding?
I don't I am a poser
My back yard
Down to the 7-11
Where I can get away from LAMERS

Java is:
When a Gonzo rider talks about Java, in what context are they speaking?
A programming language
How my brain talks to my glasses
Preferred DRUG of Gonzo riders

Your name You know, the thing you write on the back of your checks?
Experience: Which best describes your level of experience?	There's some dirt on my bike I go riding pretty often It's a way of life
Style: How would you classify your riding style?	Wheres the car? Who brought band-aids? What blood? You guys quitting already?
Equipment: How would you classify your equipment?	Recycled junk It was really good when I bought it Hardtail Full Suspension
Lacing a Wheel: Lacing a wheel refers to what?	Adding lace trim to make it pretty Replacing yet another TACO wheel I build my own wheels
Where you ride: Where do you usually go riding?	I don't I am a poser My back yard Down to the 7-11 Where I can get away from LAMERS
Java is: When a Gonzo rider talks about Java, in what context are they speaking?	A programming language How my brain talks to my glasses Preferred DRUG of Gonzo riders